Saturday, July 26, 2008

My new job

Nowadays, my wife has been nagging at me to get a job, so i finally gave in and decided to be an astrologer. When i first started out, i was quite skeptical, as i have never even dreamt or thought of being an astrologer. Initially, I wanted to try out different jobs to see which one suits me best. However, I found out that i have a natural flair at doing an astrologers job.

Even though, I have no knowledge of how to read the stars, any ordinary person is sure to know about them more than I do, I found out that I could deceive all my customers. Its quite simple, really, its just a matter of study, practice, and shrewd guesswork. Also, as an astrloger, we have to have a working analysis of mankind's troubles. We should say things which apply to everyone, and therefore, we can deceive them in this way.

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